ART (and Selfish Self-Plugging)!

Hey, folks of Internet-Land!

This might seem trashy as all sin, doing some self-advertising, but in lieu of the holiday season fast approaching (and looking for some extra ways to make money on the side), I thought I’d post about something different.

It’s not completely out of left field though.

For a bit, I’ve had a side project titled Phoenix and Faerie Crafts. Because everything with me has to do with magic and supernatural creatures and all that jazz. What started off as a way for me to make a MUCH less expensive gaming box/dice-rolling tray instead of purchasing something for far more money turned into a relatively good way to make that same money over some period of time.


The first one I did was purely for myself. Stained wood, and the faerie was done in both acrylics, watercolor for the wings, and even miniature paints (the wings at the top are actually Reaper mini figure wings that I had laying around). It’s been serving me well since day one, and I think I’ve gotten better at my craft after that.


Switching gears in theme, then, came the Witcher’s Box. Made for one of my players in my Dungeons and Dragons campaign ‘Masks of the Archfey’, he wanted a dice-rolling box with the Witcher insignia on the cover. On the inside, it says ‘Silver for Monsters, Steel for Humans’, and he brings it to every session when he can.

I’ve had a decent chunk of success with these guys as to date, with a few others that I don’t have pictures of. A Full Metal Alchemist surprise graduation one, while another was themed after The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask. But because I don’t like to be pidgeon-holed into one sort of craft, I started working on other things.

Well, one example of something else, at least.


A birthday present for my boyfriend, to hang in his in-progress gaming space. I’m pretty sure he has dice like that, and the silver dragon has importance to him personally. I put a lot of work into this guy, but so far haven’t received any other commissions like him. I am a sad faerie for that, because I’m pretty sure these would sell fairly well.

Lastly is something I don’t talk about here (because I have a separate blog for that): it’s my devotion to a pagan life style. Over at Stumblings in the Broom Closet, I talk about all manner of witchy topics though it has been quiet over there for some time now. I’ve done portraits of my patrons (Cernunnos to the left, Cerridwen and Morrigan to the right who share a canvas with one another). Note: I’m always up to talking about my faith in a mature, positive way but won’t stand for rudeness.

Maybe I’m trying to advertise a bit more, get my Facebook page for my crafting up and make some money on the side. Regardless, if you’re interested in any of these things listed on the page, feel free to contact me!

Faith Reviews: Volo’s Guide to Monsters Part 1

Hello, sprites and pixies of the Internet!

Today, we nerds couldn’t wait to get our grabby little claws on a new release from Wizards of the Coast. All around the ‘net, I have been seeing pictures and teaser images floating around: of froghemoths, a spam of too many giants to count (probably due to the release of Storm King’s Thunder) and rumor that there are new playable races that are considered ‘monstrous’.

After going on a fetch quest that lasted most of the early afternoon, calling two stores and going to two more, I finally was able to track it down: a book called ‘Volo’s Guide to Monsters’, and the version with the nice Mind Flayer hard cover.

Admit it. Your jealous. H.P Lovecraft, eat your heart out.

The fictional author of the book, an explorer named Volo (and remarks and quips by famed NPC Elminister Aumar), goes through many of the iconic Dungeons and Dragons monsters with more lore and information on them. This includes giants, gnolls, hags, beholders, yuan-ti, orcs, goblinoids, and kobolds. Later on, we  get a slew of new races along with some items/weapons, lairs for each of the races covered, and a massive beastiary of monsters to have at your disposal as the Game Master.

Before I get ahead of myself, let’s do this review in sections. The first part here is going to be on some of the lore sections, because let’s be frank, there’s too much info to cover in one blog post.

A Giant Chunk of Text

I’ll skip to one of the larger sections of the book, which spans fourteen total pages. That’s overkill, and I think someone at Wizards has a serious hard-on for giants. We get it, your favorite story when you were a child was Jack and the Beanstalk.

Surely spurred on by Storm King’s Thunder, Volo describes giants according to their original Monster Manual entries and expands upon it. Given in the giant passages are first impressions about them, how they were born of a creator named Annam the All-Father along with their origin stories. This also includes some detail about why dragons and giants do not exactly like each other.

The language of giants is odd to me. They are largely inspired, from what I can tell, from Norse mythos but one of their key ideals is called Maat. Now, maybe it’s because I’m a geek and a perfectionist about these kinds of things, but ma’at is Egyptian, and is the name of a goddess in their pantheon. Having this mingle with primary Norse influence just puts a sour taste in my mouth. Nothing else about the giants reflect Egypt. Their language uses silent and hard j sounds, as well as  in general very harsh, contrasting letters.

The Ordning is a cultural aspect to the giants which has not been mentioned in previous books (at least, that I’m aware of). I get the impression it’s a caste-like system or a way to keep rule, though I could be missing something here. Ordnings vary from giant subraces, which was in itself interesting to see. If not that, it could just be something that they hold important. Fire giants consider craftsmenship one of their highest importances.

For some reason, what a giant carries in it’s bag is a part of this section, and how  what is carried inside of it is used for. I never really imagined giants having a backpack save for maybe Hill Giants, but I’m not one to judge.

Interest Rating 1-5: Two. I never did like giants terribly much, and to that extent, goliaths. But at least if I were to use one, I have more insight to them.

No More Gnoll Matriarchs

Yes, gnoll matriarchs have six breasts. Your welcome for the visuals.


First, I want to apologize to my friend Doctor Necrotic at Daemons and Deathrays for ever telling me about gnoll matriarchs and their six breasts. Second, apparently Wizards had enough demand for the hyena people to warrant an entire chapter of the Guide to Monsters. Let’s head right in then, shall we?


Lore says that the first gnoll were created by a demon named Yeenoghu, who comes to the Material Plane quite often and leaves a path of death and decay in his wake. Hyenas are his chosen animal of preference, and those who ate the corpses of the ones he killed became upright-walking hyena people. What a lovely origin.

Insatiable killing machines, I get the impression that they belong in Scar’s pack in the Lion King. They crave violence and blood over all else, especially the blood of intelligent creatures. It also says that while Yeenoghu cultists amongst gnolls is all too common, finding one that is not of canine lineage is rare.

We are given also a look into the pecking order of a gnoll war band or tribe. Pack Lords come over all others save for the Fangs of Yeenoghu. And even in death and dire situations, devoured gnolls (called Witherlings) are useful. Like their hyena origins, they are scavengers. Yet, in the war band, they will not attack non-gnoll devotees of Yeenoghu so long as they “join in the slaughter when the band finds prey” (Volo’s Guide to Monsters, page 37).

There are also ways to create a gnoll war band, which is a nice little touch since more tribal societies can sometimes be a hard thing to flesh out. From names for the band itself to those in it’s ranks, later on we are even given stats for gnoll Flesh Gnawers, Hunters and Witherlings. So in case your players don’t like these fleabags, they can try to kick them down and perchance fail.

Interest Rating: three. I did not know  terribly much about gnolls up until this point, only loose information and the unyielding interest of one of my friends (I’m looking at you, Cody). They still seem like your average raider band.


Hags: No Damsel In Distress

Bheur hags: the cold never bothered them, anyway.

Okay, I have a deep-seated love of hags. Why would anyone have that, though? They’re ugly, cruel and could make your local lunch lady wretch in horror at their mere sight. Maybe it’s because they’re fey creatures who are a little more formidable then a pixie or dryad.

Your typical hag is the archetype of an evil witch: living in desolate places, luring mortals to their doom and gaining rewards for tricking said adventurers into falling into their own traps. Yet hags are also cowards, and won’t actively go looking “for people to make deals with” (Volo’s Guide to Monsters, page 53). Maybe Night Hags, since they are considered fiends and prefer stealing the souls of sentient beings.

Lair effects and actions, in case you need a super powerful witch queen (perhaps Baba Yaga would suffice then?) are provided, and run through the entire list of provided hag species; annis and bheur hag (included in Volo’s Guide), green, night and sea. They all vary, and makes each of them seem not so cut-and-copy. Make sure you laden these lairs with their minions, which are often times corrupted by vile magics.

And just as I mention Baba Yaga, we are also given a bevy of provided mounts and vehicles for hags. A normal creature such as a horse won’t do. Instead, odd animals like giant pigs, cows and goats are used. If your a hag who’s feeling particularly egotistical, they can always opt for a clay statue, giant cauldron or roc’s nest. Hags have nearly no bounds in creativity for non-living vehicles, which will obey only her command. Now I want to ride a peryton skull across the night sky.

Hags are also largely solitary, but will form covens together if they see a goal is worthy  for such cooperation. The more hags in a coven, the more powerful each member becomes. Given also in this portion are alternate coven spells, and there is a chance that a non-hag can join their dark sisterhood with possible  dangerous effects on the newcomer.

Interest rating: 5. Any new fey content is always a plus to me, and having expanded options for hags is something I desperately wanted from Wizards.